The Candidates: May 12, 2010

Okay, today was a bad day for eHarmony. I'm gonna cut them a little slack, because yesterday they at least sent me cute guys. Still 90% of them are maybes for kids. I'm trying to look beyond that. But, I thought you might enjoy some of the worst of the past week. I got my computer to take screen shots so you could go eeeeeek with me!

First up we have this guy. He claims to be 45, which would make him 42 when this photo was taken. I'm not buying it. I say, 55...minimum. He's cute, though! For an old guy...


[[Okay, I admit it. That's a pic of Anderson Cooper. Fact is, the guy turned out to be 45, just like he said. Nice guy. Bad story. Despite my anonymity here, that story's too embarrassing to share. But, he turned out to look a whole lot like Anderson Cooper. And, like Anderson Cooper, he had prematurely gray hair. Thus, a photo of Anderson to brighten your day!]]

Second, we have the guy I like to call the "tall dwarf." He's 5'10" but has the weirdest body I've ever seen. And no neck. I gave you two of his photos!

The Tall Dwarf on a horse!

The Tall Dwarf looking sad. :-(

Next, Greg. He's 42. Wants kids. And apparently really, really wants to make sure I know he's earned a degree of some sort.

Really, Greg? This is the best photo you can come up with?

Finally, Richard. He's 42. Only 5'8". A maybe on kids. And looks old enough to be my dad. I'd say Richard is representative of the guys eHarmony is sending me. Most of them look like him...or older.

See? Really not a good day for eHarmony.